I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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