saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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