I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
In America we eat man semen.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
