So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
vagina is talking i cant
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
