fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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