yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
