Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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