Well apparently he's into motor boating.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Every concussion has its silver lining
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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