break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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