We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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