i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I will be naked everywhere
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i out mim tonsoeep
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