goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
