Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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