people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
i think i just lost a toe
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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