**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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