i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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