this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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