i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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