have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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