i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Randomize
