Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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