I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Randomize
