Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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