The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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