do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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