I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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