Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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