Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I love you. Go after that dick
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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