Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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