i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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