This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize