U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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