I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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