Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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