Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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