I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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