I hate your face
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
His nipple licking is glorious
Randomize
