She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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