Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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