Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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