A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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