real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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