what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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