Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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