Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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