hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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