what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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