I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I still have a little drunk in my system
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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