Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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