you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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