Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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