i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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