Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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