After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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