dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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