She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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