they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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