No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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