Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
i out mim tonsoeep
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