Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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